Story
It’s time to toss the lame paper hats and basic streamers in the trash—get ready to crank the party up several notches with The Birthday Enhancement Kit, for the guy who deserves to celebrate in style.Start by hanging the bold Happy F#ck!ng Birthday banner where everyone can see it so nobody forgets the occasion. It’s an important day, no use being subtle about it. Then, add the topper to the cake you made him from scratch the night before…or the one you bought on sale at the store. Better yet, stab it into a juicy burger. Meat > sweets. Remember to wrap the birthday legend himself with the sash—because like whiskey, he only gets better as the years pass. Lastly, throw in some epic streamers and balloons that remind him he’s still got ‘it’ (or at least some of it) in his old age, including a giant inflatable whiskey bottle balloon, because no birthday is complete without a toast to another year of greatness.
This isn’t just any other birthday—it’s a f#ck!ng celebration of pure, unfiltered manhood.
Birthday Enhancement Kit
$19.99
In the Box
- Happy Birthday Bunting
- Aged to Perfection' Birthday Sash
- The Man, The Myth Cake Topper
- 10 Piece Vintage Whiskey Streamers
- 'You Age Well' Baloons
- Whiskey Bottle Balloon
How It Ships
Wrapped in paper alongside the primary gift with instructions to "Open Second".
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Story
It’s time to toss the lame paper hats and basic streamers in the trash—get ready to crank the party up several notches with The Birthday Enhancement Kit, for the guy who deserves to celebrate in style.Start by hanging the bold Happy F#ck!ng Birthday banner where everyone can see it so nobody forgets the occasion. It’s an important day, no use being subtle about it. Then, add the topper to the cake you made him from scratch the night before…or the one you bought on sale at the store. Better yet, stab it into a juicy burger. Meat > sweets. Remember to wrap the birthday legend himself with the sash—because like whiskey, he only gets better as the years pass. Lastly, throw in some epic streamers and balloons that remind him he’s still got ‘it’ (or at least some of it) in his old age, including a giant inflatable whiskey bottle balloon, because no birthday is complete without a toast to another year of greatness.
This isn’t just any other birthday—it’s a f#ck!ng celebration of pure, unfiltered manhood.
Customer Reviews
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Jan 27th 2025
Birthday enhancement kit
Sadly the birthday enhancement kit was not sent with the man crates (bacon). My son-in-law loved his Man Crates
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Jan 22nd 2025
Hoping it's great...next year.
Due, I'm guessing the New Year holiday, it arrived a tad late. So we're hoping to use it next time.
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Jan 23rd 2025
Meh.
The balloons are pretty cheap. The glue used to hold air in the balloons isn't very helpful. I had issues with trying to get the tube in the balloons to blow them up and put several holes in a few of the balloons that I had to patch up. The swirly things were incredibly difficult to separate and I wound up breaking several of them towards the bottom half. The balloons didn't hold air (probably because I had difficulty with the glue).